Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Mountaining

A few of us are going to Snoqualmie Friday.
"What for?" you ask.. Well, sledding of course, and warm boozy beverages of course.
Currently it is 3 degrees Fahrenheit at the pass (holy shit!)with a high of 16, Friday the forecast seems much more reasonable. 25/21. Not bad.


Opening of Snoqualmie Ski Park, 1934



1935 at Snoqualmie


Sledding! Not at the mountain, but this is what we will be doing, but with more years, less old fashioned sleds, and more alcohol. Oh hello Ski Lodge, so glad to meet you.

Baby it's cold outside...

Trim your tree!


Trim it, I say!


Also attempt Spritz cookies, have major difficulties, try again sans parchment.


And cozy up with whatever or whomever you have close by, cause it is freezing, below freezing outside.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Oh Santa

I swear I heard you on the rooftop when I was little, I could hear the bells and all the reindeer hooves. I was so excited that you were visiting, I could barely sleep. And then you turned out to be non-existent. Jerk.


Ho Ho Ho.


Oh, hi Prancer!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Finally

Yesterday I was trying to get myself in to the holiday spirit and attempted to do so by setting out a few decorations, nothing outlandish or spectacular, but small simple things to ease into it. I even tried to listen to A Very Rosie Christmas the other day and just about died... I could not do it. I think I listened to it every day, multiple times a day last December.
I so wanted to feel that magic that springs up right after Thanksgiving (in most un-jaded people, you icky grinches). But alas, nothing.
Until I woke up! Here it is! I wish I didn't have a coffee date today so I could satiate my overwhelming desire to go to the craft store, get ornament makings, things for garlands, tinsel, fabric for stocking.s.. A wreath, a tree, an advent calender, fake snow, anything and everything!

I want to make these:


Pretty little garlands with dried pomegranates and fresh bay leaves. The scent must be incredible!

And I wish I had a few of these little guys:


Oh, little elves, how I love you.

Not many of you know this but, for many years I had a great aspiration to be a Nordstrom Christmas Elf, I tried and tried to figure out how to apply the position. To no avail, HR didn't even know how I could apply for the position. All I wanted was to wear those cute hats! The pointy shoes! An elf dress! Is that too much to ask for? No. Now I think I am a little too qualified and employed to be elf, I just wish I had some excuse...

So as I am unable to fulfill my holidays desires today, I will dedicate Friday to the wonderland in the making that is my home. Brendan will be so excited (disgusted, annoyed, irritated, generally Grinch like). I bet he can't wait to go pick out our tree!

Welcome Christmas.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Chestnuts, or secrets time has lost.

A long long time ago, in a far away place, chestnuts ruled the holiday table. Somewhere along the way they were lost in the great chasm of time. No one knew what gold their little shells held, but last year a fair skinned lass discovered them and vowed to never let their miraculous flavor be lost again, she proclaimed, "Christmas feasts everywhere shall know tradition! They will taste the divine creature that is the Chestnut!"
Chestnuts are expensive, as most nuts are. They run about 17 bucks a jar, 8 bucks for a tin or puree, or, about 6 for whole, fresh, unpeeled nuts. A pound will give you twice what a jar will, but you have to figure out how to get their lovely meat out of the shell. I've done all the work for you, here are your instructions.



How To Roast Chestnuts

You need:
-a paring knife
-a cutting board or a dish towel
-a cookie sheet

Preheat your oven to 425 degrees F

Be sure your nuts are free of debris!



Place your nuts flat side down on the cutting board (I used a dish towel so the nuts would not slide), and make an X on one side of each nut. This allows the steam to escape. If you omit this step, your nuts will explode. Nobody wants this.





Put the chestnuts on the baking sheet, X facing up, and roast for 20-25 minutes. The shells should burst open, revealing the golden brown flesh. If your X is too small (which mine were) they will just have a small crack, either way it is relatively easy to know when they are done using your nose. If you smell burning, STOP, remove them from the oven.




To ease the shell removal process wrap your nuts in a dish towel and place them in a plastic bag, let them sit for about 5 minutes. Remove and peel away. Your technique is up to you, just make sure you remove all inner skin, you don't want that in your food.




The end.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Force feed yourself a crap ton of calorie laden food, or Thanksgiving!

Yikes.


Going to the farm, 18 (a million) people, and a million foods.

I'm making:
Red Soup, (beet and cranberry soup FYI)
Root Vegetable Gratin
Chestnut Cheesecake

I will be really upset if
A) the turkey is dry
B) the stuffing is super soggy and/or runs out
C) the gravy is lumpy and has hard giblets in it
D) there are only canned cranberries
B) there isn't enough wine
C) the mashed potatoes are too smooth (as in smoothed whipped boxed etcetera, not mashed)
..
I think that is it.
Godspeed, Good Luck, don't have a heart attack!

Happy Thanksgiving.

Friday, November 20, 2009

San Fransisco and Pet Peeves, or things that gross me out.

We went to San Fransisco, it was okay.
Things that made me happy:
-Good Coffee
-My husband getting old. 26! Oh dear god, save us from aging.
-Amazing Pizza
-Cocktails
-Thai Food
-3.015 pound steak
-Coconut Juice
-Sunsets
-Riding doubles with Brendan, annoying, but inherently romantic
-19th
-Photobooths
-Croissants!
-Making art with Brett, even though he would not document it
-Brett, Kathleen and Elanor
-Etc.


Big Meat.


What my brain felt like most of the time.


Sunset in the Sunset.


Oh romance.



Brendan always must make funny faces when we have a photo together, no matter what.


Now for our featured presentation:

Icky and annoying.

-Dirty Toilet Bowls, just the bowl
-Dust, and I'm not talking a light layer, I am talking months of dust... Eww.
-General disarray
-Dust
-Clutter (I am at peace with organized clutter)
-Dust
-Dirty bathroom floors

I think that's it.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sharing is Caring

Let me share with you my sick sense of humor. I could watch this multiple times, day after day.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

November Harvests and ways to eat them.

Itty bitty green onions. They went into breakfast.


Some of one million carrots.


Did you know that if you get a bucket and some sand you can store your carrots in the sand
for up to two months or so?


Now what to do with a million carrots, or two cups of a million.
Sweet Carrot Zeppole!




Sweet Carrot Zeppole
Adapted from Always Order Dessert


Ingredients
2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour, plus additional if dough is too wet
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
Dash Vanilla extract
2 large eggs
1/3 cup granulated white sugar
2 tablspoons bourbon or dark rum (I used scotch)
1/3 cup heavy cream
2 cups shredded carrots
coconut or vegetable oil for deep frying
confectioners sugar for dusting



1. Pour about 4 inches of coconut or vegetable oil in a medium dutch oven or pot with a heavy bottom. Set on medium heat with a thermometer in place to check the temperature. The oil will be ready for deep frying when it reaches 350 degrees. (should take about 10 minutes)

2. Sift together the dry ingredients (flour, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves).

3. In the base of your electric mixer or by hand, whisk together the eggs and sugar. Split the vanilla bean in half and scrape in the seeds. Whisk until incorporated. Add the bourbon or dark rum and the heavy cream and beat quickly until incorporated.

4. Gently mix in the dry ingredients and mix well until fully incorporated.

5. Fold in the carrots. The dough should be wet, but still stiff enough to scoop and hold a loose shape in the oil. If it's too watery, sprinkle in some additional flour until it thickens slightly.

6. Check the oil with a candy/deep fat thermometer and see if it has reach 350 degrees. If so, use a cookie scoop or spoon to drop round spoonfuls of the batter into the hot oil in batches (about 2 tablespoons each), being careful not to crowd the pot. Let fry for about 2-4 minutes, or until the fritter is golden on all sides.

7. Remove the fritters from the hot oil and let drain on paper towels while you continue frying the rest.

8. Serve immediately, dusted with confectioners sugar.

Cook's note: The fritters should be eaten immediately, but the batter can be prepared up to 2 hours in advance and kept refrigerated in an air-tight container.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Wintering.

We could dream of going here:

Or here:


And hope to never see this: